Well Paint Me Green And Call Me A Pickle Cause I Am Done Dillin With You Bitches, Funny Pickle shirt, Loves Pickles, Done with you Bitches

$22.09 $25.99

Shipping to United States: Free

This shirt is perfect for anyone who's had enough of dealing with drama and nonsense from others. The phrase "Well Paint Me Green and call me a Pickle cause I am done Dillen with you bitches" is printed in bold, black and green letters, and is sure to turn heads. The shirt itself is a classic cut, with a comfortable, relaxed fit that makes it perfect for any occasion. But what really makes this shirt unique is the pickle graphic that's prominently displayed on the front. This cute and quirky design is perfect for anyone who loves pickles or just wants to show off their unique sense of humor. Overall, this shirt is a fun and playful way to express your personality and let the world know that you're not afraid to speak your mind.

We may need to substitute the Bella for a similar brand, style and colors.
We also offer Tultex, Gildan 2500, Gildan 5400, Next Level 3600, Next Level 1540
Bella long sleeve 3501, Alternative 1540.
So many different colors, brands and styles available.

Unisex sizes

These are direct to garment printing and will ship in 3 to 5 business days.

Model 3001C
Cotton 100%
Weight 4.2 Oz
Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL


4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles

Shipping from United States

Processing time

5-7 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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